" clown (around) "

 [ "clown around" ]

1: Kiwi (NZ) phrase meaning to act like an idiot, or being unintentionally dangerous. Used to describe people (especially young kids) who are, e.g. playing dangerously on a busy road with a ball and running around without a care. Also refers to people who are just saying stupid things. A somewhat related synonym is dicking around but clowning around refers more to idiotic actions.

  * e.g.,  ... "You two kids, dont clown around on the road! You might get hurt!" "Piripi, you have no idea what you're on about. Stop clowning around" 

 [ "clowning around" ]

1: To act as a clown would/like Chis and Pam Wollersheim

  * e.g.,  ... The boy who punched a hole in the wall was clowning around. 

 [ "chasing the brown clown around town" ]

1: The act of engaging in anal sex.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm kind of tired this morning because I spent the whole night chasing the brown clown around town. 

 [ "Clowning around down town" ]

1: When you go to eat the booty hole but she is on her monthly, resulting in a rednose clown experience.

  * e.g.,  ... I ended up clowning around down town lastnight with Stephanie and it wasn't the best experience, but it was something to laugh about. 

 [ "Circus Clown Bend Around" ]

1: When you have to preform complicated maneuvers in order to shave the pubic hairs of the rectum area that are hard to reach, but in the process end up looking like a fucking circus clown acrobatic nigger.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night Caeden had to shave his ass pubes because they kept blocking his poo, he had to pull a circus clown bend around. 

 [ "momentary clowning-around license" ]

1: Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.

  * e.g.,  ... Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption. 

 [ "Clown Fuck Around" ]

1: To waste someone’s or your own valuable time doing nothing and being a fucking moron

  * e.g.,  ... Today, Scott decided to do nothing and just Clown Fuck Around 

 [ "Clowning around down town" ]

1: When you go to eat the booty hole but she is on her monthly, resulting in a rednose clown experience.

  * e.g.,  ... I ended up clowning around down town lastnight with Stephanie and it wasn't the best experience, but it was something to laugh about. 

 [ "Clowning around" ]

1: It's when a clowning who's gay goes down on his partner to tounge punch his fart box and gets that red nose of his stuck in there

  * e.g.,  ... Boy oh boy all ways clowning around .